July 19, 2006 at 2:30 pm

Some Kinda Nonsense…

Note Of The Day: I took half day leave today. Kinda tired actually, thinking of sharing some joke with you instead…

1. My Day In Dad’s Office
My dad comes home with me after we got back from his work place. I asks, “I saw you in your office with your secretary. Why do you call her a doll?”

Feeling my mum gaze upon him, dad explains, “Well, honey, my secretary is a very hard-working girl. She types like you wouldn’t believe, she knows the computer system and is very efficient.”

“Oh,” I said, “I thought it was because she closed her eyes when you lay her down on the couch.”

2. What kinda matter are you talking about?
Three women were sitting around talking about their husbands’ performance as lovers. The first woman says ”My husband works as a marriage counselor. He always buys me flowers and candy before we make love. I like that.”

The second woman says, ”My husband is a motorcycle mechanic. He likes to play rough and slaps me around sometimes. I kinda like that.”

The third woman just shakes her head and says, ”My husband works for Microsoft. He just sits on the edge of the bed and tells me how great it’s going to be when I get it.”

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