October 18, 2006 at 4:07 pm

Damn You

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While doing my work after my lunch with TH, m|Ng buzz me in MSN.

Below is part of our conversation~*

m|Ng: [is home] says: Eh, “Hari Raya” when ar? You got a week break right?
EeLeen~* says: Yeah loh. Next week Tuesday & Wednesday, Saturday “Deepavali” I only get back to work on 30 October. Why?

m|Ng: [is home] says: Ohh, I’m planning to go KL next week.
EeLeen~* says: Icic, better dont show me your pig face, if not I’m going to smack you.

m|Ng: [is home] says: Nvm, I like smackings, hahaha, ~~Celaka betul~~. (Damn you)
EeLeen~* says: How many days never update blog?

m|Ng: [is home] says: 2-3 guah

m|Ng: [is home] says: Gonna update it tonite, nite time got more mood to write.
EeLeen~* says: Tonite only update???

m|Ng: [is home] says: Wahahhaa, yeah, tonite, I like to write late at nite.
EeLeen~* says: Aiyo…

m|Ng: [is home] says: I’m going to KL rob you!
EeLeen~* says: I’m not scare!!!

m|Ng: [is home] says: Pig don’t have gun, so don’t worry, won’t rob you! Wah, sure not scare? I go ask some desperate robbers rob you!
EeLeen~* says: But see the face also run away liao. Dont show offlah. I know u got three megapixel camera hp!!!

m|Ng: [is home] says: Wah lao…me reply sms la. Cannot put in front of my face to read de hor?
EeLeen~* says: Give reason only. “yim sik”

m|Ng: [is home] says: Cis, 1 2 da gao hai mm hai? (Want to fight?)
EeLeen~* says: Eh why you go KL? Da gao? (Fight) Ok ah, come lah

m|Ng: [is home] says: Wah sai, so geng ar….(so professional) Don’t scare I patah (broke) your tulang (bone) ar?
EeLeen~* says: Scare? I more worry you can’t go back!

m|Ng: [is home] says: I’m going to meet friends, last time my uni mate, they go to KL
EeLeen~* says: ooo

m|Ng: [is home] says: Wahahaha, you dunno only
EeLeen~* says: So you follow them back

m|Ng: [is home] says: KL I have many “ma jai” (gangster)
EeLeen~* says: All your “ma jai” under me geh

m|Ng: [is home] says: You bribe them ar? ~~celaka betul~~ (Damn you) I go KL ~~hantam~~ (beat) you.
EeLeen~* says: Bribe? nolah, they want to follow me wihout anything so I let them follow loh. What to do?

m|Ng: [is home] says: Wah sai, all 2 5 jai (betrayal), I’ll hire “hak mui guai” ( lady with dark roses) kill them all
EeLeen~* says: Before you hantam them you already stick to the wall!!!

m|Ng: [is home] says: You think I so stupid go alone and do it myself meh? I still have “ma jai” one
EeLeen~* says: “Hak mui guai”? my good friend lah, I always yam char (have drinks) together.

m|Ng: [is home] says: Wahahaha. How come? “hak mui guai” last time use to go hunting with me one wor?
EeLeen~* says: Aiyo already say all your “ma jai” under me liao, ~~tak faham bahasa~~? (don’t understand language)

m|Ng: [is home] says: you seduce him is it? Don’t understand, hahaha
EeLeen~* says: Seduce? no woh? D0n’t understand, go jump at 20 floor then you ~~faham~~ (understand)

m|Ng: [is home] says: ~~dun tipu la~~… (Don’t lie) He very ~~ham sup~~ (pervert) one!
EeLeen~* says: Huh? Eh, since when “hak mui guai” is a man?

m|Ng: [is home] says: you sure kena him ~~ham g shao~~ (pervert) already la
EeLeen~* says: “hak mui guai” is a gal, you siao liao (crasy)

m|Ng: [is home] says: “Hak mui guai” all this while pretend to be a gal you dunno? I bought the fake silicon breast for him from US one…
EeLeen~* says: Aiyo, she only pretend as a guy infront of you.

m|Ng: [is home] says: Hahaha
EeLeen~* says: Scare you fall inlove with her, charm!
EeLeen~* says: Damn you, silicon bra not breast lah, haiz, so dumb!

m|Ng: [is home] says: Hahahaha, no la…I mean I bought the one that he implant into his damn small de chest, hahaha
EeLeen~* says: Wah I want to post this in my blog later, damn funny

m|Ng: [is home] says: Eh, don’t put my name yah, ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh
EeLeen~* says: I will put your name plus your site url, don’t worry, haha

m|Ng: [is home] says: Duh??

m|Ng: [is home] says: For the sake of entertaining you, I tarnish my image, ~~celaka betul!~~ (damn you)