February 3, 2007 at 11:08 am
Dolce Vita ~ Part 2
Read Part 1 Here ~ “Slorr.. but these all very romantic mah…”
“ROMANTIC?? hello miss… romance only survive in novels and movies.
In real life, the guy on the beach may step onto broken glass or the gal may be too heavy which tore his arm muscles.
Birds may just clear their waste on top of the guy in the mountains, or he might get a thrashing from the gal because he comments on the excess fats around the waist and hips.”
“Slorr… u hate romance??..”
“I hate romance? nope, I m just using my knowledge of statistic to get a deduction, that guys must be TALL to be romantic, not HANDSOME!!!
Some love novels even portrayed the guy as normal looking, but no-one dares to challenge the height of him! I object…because I m not tall.”
“Slorr…. objection overruled…”
I think I am really outstandingly boring, talking to her about these until noon.
“Slorr… are u hungry?…” “Ya… you?….”
“Yes… guess its time for lunch…Slorr..” “Then do u think we should….??”
“Slorr… I m just asking… I dun intend to have lunch with u…”
“Ok, good.. I m not romantic… neither are u.”
~ I had lunch with Tye, we talk about the conversation with FlyNDance this morning.
“You moron…told her you are not romantic…you siao ah?….you have disgrace we man… how can you make such a big mistake?….I…I…”
Tye grabbed a chicken wing with chopstick, and I can see the trembling of the hand and the wing.
“There are 3 ‘don’ts’ in chasing a gal… one…don’t forget to be romantic… two…don’t be too honest… 3…don’t be too stingy on the sugar in our speech… noticed number 1, you stupid??
“What rubbish is that? In mandarin we say ‘nan ren bu huai, nu ren bu ai’, you should know this…”
“This I know, but it has been a controversial topic over centuries. Women aren’t really that…cheap… so why would they only falls for ‘bad guys’ like me??”
“That’s because ‘bad guys’ are usually romantic…
Those ‘nice guys’ are usually…dumdums…so she would rather choose a romantic ‘bad guy’ rather than any of those dumdums… in Maths we call this 2C1…understand? Dumdum..”
Oh, Tye is talking about Maths!! Now I understand. No wonder I have always been left on the shelf.
“In another words… gals wouldn’t mind if you are not tall…if you are not handsome… they can bear with your inconsiderate acts…can forget your stupidity…but they can never forgive if you are not romantic…”
“Come on, this is so exaggerating.”
“Hey…most women have a ‘knot’ for romance…just like most men have a ‘knot’ for virginity…to women they just can’t understand how precious the thin layer of membrane is to men, same thing, men can’t imagine how important women treats romance.”
“This is bullshit! How come I’ve never heard of that.”
“The key word is ‘knot’…if u can untie it… fine.. but how many had actually succeeded in that… practically none…”
“Ok, fine. now I’ve done it… so what should I do to remedy the situation?”
“Face it…you are hopeless already… I promise you I’ll have a drink with you when you and her are over…”
“YOU SON OF A BITCH.”
Mid-night. I am trying to concentrate on my Physics notes….
F = ma, v = u + at…. it’s really a wonder that nature can be explained by just a few formulas and equations, and this we call science.
Then why is astrology and palmistry being labeled as superstitious?
Science should only be one of the ways to explain truth, what can’t be explained by Science, it doesn’t necessary mean that’s its unreal….
Close to 1am. Since I can’t get anything into my head, I shall try my luck on net then, maybe she is there…
“Slorr…u here” “finally… good night to u…
..”
‘FINALLY’? Strange word to use it here. What is she doing here at this hour? Must be feeling down again.
“Yes… it is fate that brought me to u at this moment…”
I am trying very hard to convince her that I m a bit romantic.
“Slorr… nothing to do with fate…I waited 4 u 4 one hour liaoz…”
“Sure or not?.. for wat?..” “talk to u mah…or else I can’t sleep…”
“You sick izzit?… go see doctor lah…”
“Slorr….let’s continue our topic.. wat do u think of relationships began from internet?…”
Oh my god… how should I answer her now?
“It’s.. it’s very… romantic…”
Indeed I am not a good liar, even my words are shaking now.
“Slorr… u bluffing… u not romantic one mah…”
GAME OVER!! I m finished! No choice but to drink with Tye.
“Slorr…. u lagging?… or just daoing me?…”
“No… I m wondering y is the sky so chio tonight?..”
“Nonono… dun try to shift the topic… slorr…”
Sigh…I give up…I asked for it myself.
“Actually I think relationships started from cyberspace is considered as ROMANTIC, ‘coz romance gives pple an impression of unreal, and cyberspace is virtual.”
“Slorr….that’s interesting..”
“Surfers keep a safe distance from each other and usually 3 types of pple are produced in this way… The 1st type….
The 1st type being those who present themselves on net with their ’secondary personality’.
Usually all of us consists of multiple personalities, and in everyday life, what we present to the world is the ‘primary personality’, with the secondary one being suppressed, or maybe we don’t even realised this other trait of us deep inside.
So internet is the place where this side of us is revealed, both intentionally or without conscious knowledge.”
“Izzit true?… wat about 2nd type?”
“The 2nd type are those who will transform themselves into the kind of man/woman he/she would want to be.
There’s bound to be 1 or 2 characteristics that u particularly admire, too bad, sometimes these characteristics are just couldn’t be found in u. cyberspace is the perfect location for this transformation to occur.”
“Slorr…. u blowing cow izzit?.. type 3 leh?”
“I m not blowing cow, I read it from an article of TIMES mag!! type 3 will be those who transform themselves into characters which are impossible for them to become in real life. for example, if u r a gal, you may act as a man on net.
You may even become BATMAN or SUPERMAN if u want.”
“Hmm.. that’s pretty amazing…”
“The 1st type is the ‘faithful’ type, ‘cos its his own personality that is being presented on net.
The 2nd type is the ‘foolish’ type, ‘cos he knows only how to admire others, always forgets his own strong pts.
The 3rd type is the ‘pathetic’ type, ‘cos he is wishing 4 some impossible.” ~ to be continue ~
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