March 30, 2007 at 8:50 am

Simplified Dump

Dear Anonymous,
I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as “The Perfect Guy/Girl “. As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as yourself also failed to make the final cut.

I will, however, keep your name on file should an opening come available. So that you may find better success in your future romantic endeavors, please allow me to offer the following reason(s) you were disqualified from the competition: