April 3, 2007 at 3:30 pm
My Stupid Ex
You want to know how stupid my ex really is? He took a ruler to bed to see how long he slept. He sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
He misspells I.Q. He thought Boyz II Men was a day care center and Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools. Under “education” on his job application, he put “Hooked On Phonics.”
He tripped over a cordless phone. He spent …






